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Is this a chick magnet?

Started by errnum, 10/11/2009 10:05PM
Posted 10/11/2009 10:05PM Opening Post
Billed as a sky sports car:

Scant room aboard for a telescope, but there is plenty of room for a chick as long as the chick weighs less than: [530 pounds minus your weight]!

It looks like an elegant little machine, but perhaps a bigger chick magnet would be the smell of fourteen-hundred one-hundred-dollar-bills in yer pocket? As Mae West might say, "Is that $140,000 in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
Posted 10/12/2009 07:25AM #1
Posted 10/12/2009 10:28AM #2
>>that means i can take a 410 lb chick along for a ride. >>

I would rather take four 103 lb chicks along wink

Posted 10/12/2009 01:58PM #3
Sorry Dudes. That newfangled contraption is a geek magnet. 8O Most chicks freak when a sailboat heels more than 10-degrees. If you buy one AND look like Sean Connery*, Roger Moore*, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, or the new guy THEN you might attract chicks.

*in their prime

I have several telescopes, but none are semi-APO, APO, or in anyway valuable.