I didn't know whether to post this in the pet forum or the I like to complain forum, but it's both.
I keep telling her, "Poppet, the black and white striped kitty is not afraid of you. Do NOT try to chase it out of the yard." But does she listen? Noooooooooo. This is the fourth time. I'm getting to where I can mix up a batch of skunk remedy quicker than you can say, "Get her into the tub!"

I keep telling her, "Poppet, the black and white striped kitty is not afraid of you. Do NOT try to chase it out of the yard." But does she listen? Noooooooooo. This is the fourth time. I'm getting to where I can mix up a batch of skunk remedy quicker than you can say, "Get her into the tub!"

Sweet the coming on
Of grateful evening mild; then silent night
With this her solemn bird and this fair moon,
And these the gems of heaven, her starry train.
--John Milton