HEY LEE!
You forgot the hottub, direct line to the local suds pouring establishment, and no colored water accidents!
FOR SHAME!!!
Lee Spain said:
In this afterlife place do they have any of the following:
Sonny's BBQ,
the George Foreman Grill,
every dog, cat, and guinea pig I ever owned,
Chik-Fil-A on Sunday,
holy rollers,
rock-n-rollers,
HDTV,
pizza,
sports (particularly football)
Also, what sort of recreational amenities will be available? Parks, fishing, boating, astronomy, video games?
Also, do they have gun control or any restrictions on gun ownership up there? Are there any challenges to face? Or do the fish always bite?
Is it crowded up there? Are there any zoning restrictions? Is there light pollution? Do you need telescopes? Can you see what is going on down on Earth? Will you care about what you see? If not, why not?
Will God and Jesus be personally available? Do you have to stand in line to see him or get his autograph? Is the line longer than the line to see NASCAR driver Tony Stewart? Do God and Jesus at least act interested after you've wait in the line? Will they take questions? Do you get access to all portions of the Kingdom or just restricted areas? Do you have to attend worship services or can you do what you want on Sunday? Is God more relaxed since his old testament days?