Favorite movie linesPosted By Ed York |
Night Shift with Henry Winkler & Michael Keaton. Two guys working as pimps from the city morgue on the night shift. The whole thing is a string of classic lines.
- I was about to dunk on you. You couldn't dunk donuts. A dollar?
- (during the opening credits and score) I was here, he was there, that guy's dead and he still aint paid me my dollar.
- Edible paper. You eat it it's gone.
- They barred me. How much were you up? well I was down about $400 but they could tell I was good so they barred me.
- I can turn it up, I can turn it down, from the front to the back, left right, I can make it revurb (used most often when the wife asks you if you could turn the radio/tv down)
- I'm an idea man see.
- Hey kid you like music. Great. Do dooo, do do do, ..do do do (to the tune of jumping jack flash).
- Barney Rubble, what an actor.
- Name of deceased, something polish.
- Love Brokers!
- You couldn't do this in Russia.
- Some business man comes to town, goes to a strip club, gets all worked up, attacks a gil scout and breaks all her cookies (Newspaper folded in half, headline reads Young Girl Attacked)
- (Newspaper head line - unfolded - Young Girl Attacked by German Shepard) German shepard, business man, what's the difference.
- Sometimes the best way to understand a word is to break it down in its parts. Prostitution....... Tion from the latin shun, to push away. That doesn't belong here, I don't know what it's doing in here anyway.
- Chuck you bought a cemetary. Great idea. They'll be dying to get in. Hey this one's full, shouldn't you have bought an empty one.
- Put mayonaisse in the can with tunafish. No wait, feed mayonaisse to the tuna. (into a recorder) Bill call Starkist in the morning.
- (in a cell at Central Lockup) Are you running for cell president? They have that?
- I've sunk as low as I can go. (across the cell a fellow prisoner opens up a string of paper dolls and blows Chuck a kiss) I was wrong.
- (Chuck foaming at the mouth just tried to hit Bill with Bill's tennis racket and wiped out their lawyer's desk) Chuck, you need to keep that elbow straight.
- We killed Washington, and he was our friend.
- Get out of town, you two guys?
too many to mention.
Ed
- I was about to dunk on you. You couldn't dunk donuts. A dollar?
- (during the opening credits and score) I was here, he was there, that guy's dead and he still aint paid me my dollar.
- Edible paper. You eat it it's gone.
- They barred me. How much were you up? well I was down about $400 but they could tell I was good so they barred me.
- I can turn it up, I can turn it down, from the front to the back, left right, I can make it revurb (used most often when the wife asks you if you could turn the radio/tv down)
- I'm an idea man see.
- Hey kid you like music. Great. Do dooo, do do do, ..do do do (to the tune of jumping jack flash).
- Barney Rubble, what an actor.
- Name of deceased, something polish.
- Love Brokers!
- You couldn't do this in Russia.
- Some business man comes to town, goes to a strip club, gets all worked up, attacks a gil scout and breaks all her cookies (Newspaper folded in half, headline reads Young Girl Attacked)
- (Newspaper head line - unfolded - Young Girl Attacked by German Shepard) German shepard, business man, what's the difference.
- Sometimes the best way to understand a word is to break it down in its parts. Prostitution....... Tion from the latin shun, to push away. That doesn't belong here, I don't know what it's doing in here anyway.
- Chuck you bought a cemetary. Great idea. They'll be dying to get in. Hey this one's full, shouldn't you have bought an empty one.
- Put mayonaisse in the can with tunafish. No wait, feed mayonaisse to the tuna. (into a recorder) Bill call Starkist in the morning.
- (in a cell at Central Lockup) Are you running for cell president? They have that?
- I've sunk as low as I can go. (across the cell a fellow prisoner opens up a string of paper dolls and blows Chuck a kiss) I was wrong.
- (Chuck foaming at the mouth just tried to hit Bill with Bill's tennis racket and wiped out their lawyer's desk) Chuck, you need to keep that elbow straight.
- We killed Washington, and he was our friend.
- Get out of town, you two guys?
too many to mention.
Ed