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Posts Made By: Russell Cole

May 21, 2010 02:25 PM Forum: Religion

Synthetic Life

Posted By Russell Cole

Okay, this begs the old joke:

God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."

"Oh, is that so? Explain..." replies God. "Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's very interesting... show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man. "No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."

June 15, 2010 02:09 PM Forum: Religion

Jesus Statue Destroyed by Act of God

Posted By Russell Cole

Ewww, that is kind of a creepy terminator kind of frame left.

October 11, 2012 02:07 AM Forum: AstroMart FAQ

Unable to upload new profile picture

Posted By Russell Cole

No resolution for this, eh?