Who has a virus???

Mr Herbert York
I have a particular problem that you are going to help me with. The forward you sent me that is entitled,"I'm Back!" seems to be locking up this computer in endless toiling. It cannot be simply deleted.
Suffice to say, you are going to tell me:

1. What it is.
2. How to get rid of it.
3. Where you got it.

If getting rid of it entails reloading everything on my computer, I will summarily report you to interested authorities.
If you do not comply in a proper manner with the information requested above, and in a timely fashion, you will be reported, also.
You will also send the explaination in letter form by snail mail. No email will be accepted from you or your business.

(In short, you _WILL_ straighten out this mess, or I will persue every avenue available to me to _MAKE_ you comply, or to regret ever sending me this forward.)

Sincerely,
Mark Harr

Herbert,
I told you not to bother sending emails. I will simply delete them. I do not trust anything you send via email henceforth. Send any response via snail mail,the way I referred to in my original communication. Can you do that? I will allow a reasonable amount of time to receive a reply from you.
Mark Ha

I believe he thinks he's in charge. Maybe he actually bought into that "Jedi Mind Trick" thing

What exactly is an interested authority?. I think it's probably his Mom.

To use some Navy jargon, I think he's telling you to
"Pop Tall"

You better comply Herb, or he might "persue" you!!


RAFLMAO!!!

Herb, are you at it again?
You administrators are all alike, you just love to take advantage of your powers. 8O
By the way, just who would be "Interested Authorities" isn't that an oxymoron?
HAHAHAHA!
I needed a good laugh, thanks,
Floyd