This list is from the EAD Motors web site...thought it might give a chuckle. Please add more.
You might be an Engineer if:
you know vector calculus but you can’t remember how to do long division
you’ve actually used every single function on your graphing calculator
you hesitate to look at something because you don’t want to break down its wave function
you know the glass is neither half full nor half empty; it's simply twice as big as it needs to be
you chuckle whenever anyone says “centrifugal force.
Tim Iafolla
You might be an Engineer if:
you know vector calculus but you can’t remember how to do long division
you’ve actually used every single function on your graphing calculator
you hesitate to look at something because you don’t want to break down its wave function
you know the glass is neither half full nor half empty; it's simply twice as big as it needs to be
you chuckle whenever anyone says “centrifugal force.
Tim Iafolla