...or if you don't want to order it on-line or via mail-order, go to your local WalGreens (or drug store). I got one there a few years back for a couple of bucks.
Thanks to all for the tips. You're all a bunch of silly goofs, but thanks for the laughs! I like how even orions web store (typically a serious place), even says, "Ok, so you'll look like a pirate." acknowledging how silly you'll look, but I'm just getting tired of squeezing that other eye shut with a tired facial contortion. So, I'll try wallgreens, I wonder if they come in black like that with air perforations. That would be nice. Anybody know?