Humorous article about a "new" NASA rover.
http://www.theonion.com/article/nasa-deploys-congressional-rover-search-funding-51231
http://www.theonion.com/article/nasa-deploys-congressional-rover-search-funding-51231
* Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a day.
* Teach a man to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks.