The funniest part is where they tell you guys that your woman will think you spent a billion years searching for the PERFECT gift. And that you are going to get lucky on Valentines--yes they are selling you sex with your own wife. Of course your woman is seeing the same ad and thinks you are a moron. And to top it off they treat women as dumb--and always cold--objects. Hey how about just turning up the thermostat for your woman?
Don't get me started on teddy bears.
But I digress....
Don't get me started on teddy bears.
But I digress....
"--Granted, that's a worse case scenario. The destruction might in fact be ... limited to our own galaxy."
