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On the lighter side

Started by D Gale, 09/26/2004 11:19PM
Posted 09/26/2004 11:19PM Opening Post
I got this forwarded in my e-mail and thought it was great.

How do you get to heaven? Just ask a child!
Sometimes it takes the mind of a child...


I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see
if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big
garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would
that get me into Heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and
kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!"
By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to
all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me
into Heaven?" I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, "NO!"

I was just bursting with pride for them.

Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"




A five-year-old boy shouted out,
"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."