Steve,
How about these reasons....
Q: OK, why fear God?
A: If you accept the premise that God exists and He is God over you, then obviously He has lots of power and capability, so while fear would not be the way to always be in His presense, sure could think of lots of situations that if I got myself into them, then fear would be appropriate. So in the end, it's really context driven. Just like with police, most of the time don't fear but respect their authority, then of course if I did something I know I should not have, that respect would turn into into fearing.
Q: Certainly if God created me and knows me better than I know myself, I have no reason to fear.
A: True as stated. However, how would this question change if God set you free to make your own decisions...and take the consequences with them? So like becoming 18 and subject to adult rules. So sure, I know my son better than he knows himself, but still I have to let him grow up, make his failures, and let him take the consequences. So free will...a definite double edged sword.
Q: I hardly think the creator of the Universe would be so offended by an inferior being that he'd behave like a spoiled child and smoke the whole planet over my inability to cope with challenges he has purposefully provided.
A: A lttle story for this one...you know, I really like bamboo. Planted some in the back yard. Tended to it for a while then let it do its own think...I gave it free will (smile). Now can't tell you what a p.i.t.a. it is! I would love to "smoke" all of it!
Q: Certainly God has more maturity, peace of mind and patience than my Dad. I offended him quite a bit and he never banished me to an eternity of torture.
A: Tricky one this one. Is everone in creation a "child" of God? Plenty of verses to indicate that this is not true...and why the whole concept of being born again...or more accurately put to have one's "old man" die. So would think perfectly reasonalble to be banned if you were never the child to begin with. So then what if you are a child? Well, don;t think you will be banned...unless you commit the one transgression where He stated there is no forgiveness...denying the Holy Spirit. Now what does denying the Holy Spirit mean? That's another thread I'm sure