This as good an opening as any, to post the final draft of the team of moderators' modus operandi, just as clarification, insofar as is possible, for what is and is not fair game for deletion and so forth. So without further ado:
BASIC MODERATING MECHANICS 8)
When an inappropriate post is deleted, it will be copied by the moderator who deleted it. A copy will be sent to the co-moderators with an explanation, as well as to the original poster so that the post can be edited and reposted if necessary, or if the poster wishes to point out a misunderstanding and appeal the deletion decision.
DA RULES 8)
These are hard and fast rules: meaning, if you break ‘em, your post will be deleted by the very first moderator to spot it – no ifs, ands or buts. The usual copy-and-explanation process applies, but rest assured these will be almost instantaneously deleted with a shoot-first-ask-questions-later policy:
THREATS :C – This is pretty obvious. The Internet is a crazy place full of crazy people and we are all justified in harboring a certain degree of paranoia. If you post something that looks even vaguely like a threat against someone’s person, their family, their home, their telescope, etc. it will be summarily deleted. You may also be recommended for being banned outright by the Almighty Herb.
PROFANITY >

– Profane language is right %&@#$!! out. This is a family forum and we intend to keep it Rated G for the most part. So no cuss words, effenheimers, etc. Replacing a single letter with a character such as * or _ does NOT make it OK. Cartoon-style swearing, such as typing &*@#$%! is permissible.
RACIST/SEXIST LANGUAGE

– Talking fairly obvious stuff, particularly racial epithets and using the word for a female dog and so forth. Don’t do it.
ATTACHING BLATANTLY OFFENSIVE/RACIST/PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGERY TO POSTS 8O – Don’t even think about it.
ZE GUIDELINES 8)
These are not hard and fast rules, but subjective ones. That means, there’s a gray area here, and just recognize that you may be skating close to the edge. If you skate close to the edge, you MAY get deleted, if you seem to be pushing the limits, or if the moderator on duty is having a bad day. This is an up-front disclosure that we’re not gods, we’re mortal humans, and as such may be prone to certain predispositions, nay, even errors in judgment and/or reading comprehension at times. If you find our capacity for judgment unacceptable,you can tell Herb to dock our pay!
RESPECT

– Show a reasonable level of respect and decorum. This is an admittedly “fuzzy” statement, and some considerable leeway is implied by the subject matter of this forum, since it is sometimes a very fine line between criticizing someone’s reasoning and calling them a stupid moron. Sometimes a double meaning with racist or sexist connotations is taken but not intended, and these will be open to appeal by the process stipulated earlier. A good rule of thumb is, if you wouldn’t say it directly to their face, don’t say it.
TIT-FOR-TAT AD NAUSEUM >

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– Occasionally several posters may get into a fast-posting duel about which of them is the more offensive poster because of what so-and-so said three threads ago, or three months ago, or two posts above this one, or what have you. These typing-endurance contests quickly reach a point where they have nothing to do with the forum’s subject matter at all, and have no interest to any parties other than the two who are in a snit with each other. This stuff is boring for everyone and time-consuming to sift through and life is too short for this rubbish. Moderators reserve the right to delete an entire sub-thread that goes too far down this tedious path. If you don’t like it, TOUGH NOOGIES!!
GOING FOR VOLUME >

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:S – This is rarely a problem, but it happens occasionally, often when a new participant arrives on the scene. A poster will sometimes show up and flood the forum with posts evangelizing, ridiculing, cutting & pasting, etc. to the extent that nobody can get a word in edgewise. And besides we have to moderate all this stuff – this isn’t our full-time job guys, we have a life and family and stuff. If the forum gets too gummed up by one poster, that person will get a gentle warning to sloooooowww down. If the warning is ignored, a second warning will be issued. If THAT warning is ignored, moderators will come out of their corners swinging. 8) 8) 8) 8)