Posts Made By: Alan French

Darian Rachal said:

This may be pretty old stuff, but I find it pretty much 'dead on'. It's supposedly from Jeff Foxworthy. I've never been a fan of his, but I find this amusing.

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

david goldman said:

To me, there is no doubt that human population growth and it's detrimental effects on the enviroment is the main reason for global warming.

Rod Kaufman said:

http://money.cnn.com/2012/11/09/news/companies/coal-layoffs-obama/
And he delivers his message in the form of a prayer...