Originally Posted by Greg Shaffer
You sir, ...... seem to be bent on winning this years Darwin award.
You appear to be in dire need of enlightenment regarding your
communication methods. I suspect by the time you finish reading this
message you will begin to have a clue regarding your mistakes, at
least assuming that there is more in that head than you have shown to
date.
Kaufman , you old marmot felching, fellator of diseased yaks. Welcome
to the group! We haven't had anyone this appallingly misanthropic,
and just plain spiteful, since the Chebucto Chunderhead. We do
appreciate your attempting to crawl out of the primordial slime, and
better yourself, by posting in here. Unfortunately, you were bettered
in the entrance exam, by a frozen turnip, a broken toaster, and a
stretched Harley primary chain. Your habit of picking scabs, is,
well, stupid.
The Maharishi Mahesh Yogi has said: " Kaufman is transcendentally
stupid."
Regarding Kaufman ,Pope John Paul II said: "If I waddna the pope,
I'da kicka you stupid monkey ass."
Jimmy Durante came back from the dead to say: " Kaufman is so
stoopid, I never seen nuttin stoopider. Inka-dinka-doo."
Scarlett O'hara, of Gone with the Wind, said: "Oh Rod , I do
believe you are the stupidest man, I've evah seen."
Stephen Hawking, in "A Brief History Of How Stupid Kaufman Is",
stated:
Kaufman is an example of what we call Singularity Stupid. Stupid
collapsed on itself so far, that even the neutrons have collapsed.
Stupid gotten so dense, that no intellect can escape, kind of stupid.
He emits more stupid in one second, than the entire galaxy emits in a
year.
The Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, pointed at you, and
said, "STUPID!!"
Howard Cosell: "Well, .Kaufman..
After your inept displays,
Of egregious intellectual dysfunction,
There remains but one question.
How could anyone be so stupid?"
The State of Texas, has passed a resolution to have a, "Gawdam, that
Kaufman is so stupid, he couldn't pour piss out of a boot, with a
hole in the toe, and instructions on the heel" day. Because of your
*Texas-sized* stupidity.
Bob Dole said: "Bob Dole says that Kaufman is stupid, and when Bob
Dole says that Kaufman is stupid, Bob Dole means what he says. Stupid.
Right."
Oprah Winfrey says, "Hi, on "Oprah" today, we are discussing how
Kaufman can be that stupid."
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on
you, and laugh. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You
are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are a living emptiness, a
meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you
puerile one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling meat slapper.
You initiated an incoherent, flaky, boring, and mindless response,
and you egregiously assume moral, intellectual, and physical
superiority. It must suck to be you, but then, you already know this.
You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of life. You have greatly
misunderstood the purpose of the forum. You are a loser. You must
have spent your entire life in a skinner box to be this clueless.
Did I mention that you are stupid? I cannot believe how incredibly
stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard
stupid.
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a
whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid.
Meta-stupid.
You are so stupid you make Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize
winners.
You clearly show yourself to be the most neanderthal, snotty,
first-against-the-wall-when-the-revolution-comes, raving, hemorrhoidal
misogynistic, slope-browed, eye-rollingly-sub-human, crappy,
threat-to-the-gene-pool, backwards, in-bred, sack-of-pus,
walking-advertisement-for-a-state-sponsored-sterility-program,
boot-licking, unfit-for-human-consumption, irritating, disgusting,
onerous, worse-speller-than-I, glassy-eyed, flame-inviting, creepy,
spiritually-devoid, whiny, needing-of-professional-supervision,
humorless, vile, sexually-undesirable, hell's-pawn,
lacking-in-any-sort-of-grace-or-erudition, "Me-Too"-posting, addled,
un-repentantly-and-wickedly-perverse, trash-talking, toejam-sniffing,
anus-for-a-mouth, toad-like, trying-on-one's-patience, filthy,
sheet-and-pointy-hat-wearing, evil, reprehensible, mucus-dripping,
just-turn-them-insideout-for-a-few-more-days-smelly-underthings-wearing,
no-neuron, sunken-chested, piss-poor, foul-mouthed, scum-sucking,
rent-boy, sickeningly-ugly, clue-repulsing,
"Make-Money-Fast"-spamming,
bringing-a-pen-knife-of-an-intellect-to-a-nukefest-of-a-battle-of-wits,
incapable-of-coming-to-terms-with-your-own-wretched-existence,
white-trash, boorish, rat-like,
living-proof-of-why-cousins-shouldn't-marry,
can't-be-allowed-sharp-objects, socially-inept, classless,
inexcusable, plaid-pants-wearing, netscape-enhanced, offensive,
hate-filled,
god-damnedest, insulting, unredeemable, make-me-wish-I-had-a-
big-hammer-to-beat-some-sense-into-you, fearlessly-posting-disgusting-
insults, idiot that ever has ever obtained forum access.
And I wish you would go away. Realistically, I don't think you have
the intellectual wherewithal to make such a decision, i.e., a correct
one.
So you will stay here, spooging your petty hatreds and minor thoughts,
into the ether, annoying any and all, until someday, someone, is gonna
grab ya by the ears, and pull ya on like a sock.
Just don't ask me how I *really* feel.
You have a nice day now......
