Yeah - we are srewed up - ask your wife

I don't know what kind of conpamy you people are running here. I NOW
HAVE A NEW EMAIL ADDRESS, now your system tells me that I can't have an
account because it is yahoo. Yahoo is the only place that I could get a
free email address. Let me know what is going on.

We need Mystery Science Theater for these things.

"I don't know what kind of conpamy you people are running here."
A1 - So 'astromart' wasn't a clue?
A2 - I don't even know what a 'conpamy' is, so I hear ya, bud.

"I NOW HAVE A NEW EMAIL ADDRESS"
A1 - ISN'T THAT SPECIAL
A2 - Please emphasize something, this paint just ain't dryin'.

"now your system tells me that I can't have an
account because it is yahoo"
A1 - I know how it feels.
A2 - Don't talk to me about accounts, my system handles it.
A3 - I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

"Yahoo is the only place that I could get a
free email address."
A1 - What, 'HotBurninLuv6112' was taken at hotmail?
A2 - So now you want a free pass to thumb your tightwad nose at the guidelines?
A3 - I for one welcome our new Yahoo overlords.

"Let me know what is going on."
A1 - Well, it's nice out today.
A2 - Hang on, I'll get Brokaw on the phone.

Yeah, email accounts are SO expensive...

Not to worry, in a month he wouldn't be able to pay his electric bill, so his 'puter won't run anyway...