EQ Limericks

Started by davebudlong, 03/23/2005 05:37AM
Posted 03/23/2005 05:37AM Opening Post
Here are a couple that mention my favorite pieces of EQUIPMENT.

My buddy was out with my scope
In the dark he would fumble and grope
When he did find the lens
He tried the wrong end
It's a Newtonian scope you big dope


Out under the sky I am lost
So you know I would pay any cost
The Telrad's my friend
It helps me to fend
But it sucks when it's covered with frost


Televue has built quite a line
Of eyepieces that are divine
no better it's true
when their covered with dew
Than the sun shining off my behind

Real men play Golf
Posted 03/23/2005 07:11AM | Edited 03/23/2005 07:11AM #1
Maybe we should have a Limerick forum.
For there, we wouldn't have to be at odds with decorum.
We could rhyme to our heart's content.
And we would never have to lament,
a good soul's retreat from the quorum.