Here are a couple that mention my favorite pieces of EQUIPMENT.
My buddy was out with my scope
In the dark he would fumble and grope
When he did find the lens
He tried the wrong end
It's a Newtonian scope you big dope
Out under the sky I am lost
So you know I would pay any cost
The Telrad's my friend
It helps me to fend
But it sucks when it's covered with frost
Televue has built quite a line
Of eyepieces that are divine
no better it's true
when their covered with dew
Than the sun shining off my behind
My buddy was out with my scope
In the dark he would fumble and grope
When he did find the lens
He tried the wrong end
It's a Newtonian scope you big dope
Out under the sky I am lost
So you know I would pay any cost
The Telrad's my friend
It helps me to fend
But it sucks when it's covered with frost
Televue has built quite a line
Of eyepieces that are divine
no better it's true
when their covered with dew
Than the sun shining off my behind
Real men play Golf