Who ever said astronomy was a safe & calming hobby, has never ripped their forhead open on a telrad (last night)! Man that hurt!
Astronomy...safe?
Started by deepspacedave, 07/07/2003 09:12PM
Posted 07/07/2003 09:12PM
Opening Post
Posted 07/08/2003 07:09AM
#3
Astronomy is an activity fraught with peril. Not only can you rip your forehead open on a finder, you could also:
-drop a Nagler on your foot
-blind yourself looking at the sun after forgetting your solar filter
-get sucked dry by mosquitoes
-ditto blackflies and ticks
-catch all manner of unpleasant diseases from said mosquitoes and ticks
-incur the wrath of your spouse when she discovers how much your latest astro-gadget cost
-go bankrupt buying astro-gadgets
-go bankrupt paying divorce lawyers after your spouse...
-go stark raving bonkers waiting for the sky to clear
-go stark raving bonkers after your spouse gets sole custody of your telescopes
-catch aperture fever
-fall off the ladder of your 36" reflector bought after you caught aperture fever
-expire in a fit of apoplexy brought on by reading the latest idiocy on s.a.a.
-expire in a fit of apoplexy brought on by reading the word "aperture" spelled wrongly for the n+1th time
-drop a Nagler on your foot
-blind yourself looking at the sun after forgetting your solar filter
-get sucked dry by mosquitoes
-ditto blackflies and ticks
-catch all manner of unpleasant diseases from said mosquitoes and ticks
-incur the wrath of your spouse when she discovers how much your latest astro-gadget cost
-go bankrupt buying astro-gadgets
-go bankrupt paying divorce lawyers after your spouse...
-go stark raving bonkers waiting for the sky to clear
-go stark raving bonkers after your spouse gets sole custody of your telescopes
-catch aperture fever
-fall off the ladder of your 36" reflector bought after you caught aperture fever
-expire in a fit of apoplexy brought on by reading the latest idiocy on s.a.a.
-expire in a fit of apoplexy brought on by reading the word "aperture" spelled wrongly for the n+1th time
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