The local grade school teacher asked her students to tell a story with a moral. Little Johnny raised his hand and told this one: "My Aunt Karen was a pilot in the military flying over Afghanistan about a year ago. Her plane was shot down, and she had to land by parachute with only a bottle of whiskey, her handgun, and her knife. She drank the whiskey as she was floating down because she didn't want to land on the glass and get cut up on it. She landed near some Taliban fighters, who tried to kill her. She killed about 10 of them with her gun, till she ran out of bullets. She killed about 5 with her knife, but it broke. She killed the 2 remaining in hand to hand combat." The teacher asked "What's the moral of this story?" He replied, "Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."
That's a pretty good one!
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