Found this ditty over on ee baay, file it under, "with X billion people on the planet, something like this was bound to happen."
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(UK)On the 1st of October 1989, an English Tabloid Newspaper proclaimed that a Russian space probe called 'Phobus' had detected a statue of Elvis Presley in a formation of Martian rocks. .... Award winning globemakers Greaves & Thomas, while preparing the art work for our Mars Globe, realised that they could publish one extra gore (map section) which could alter in order to celebrate both Elvis as well as the Sunday Sport's unique perspective on journalism......"
In case that isn't clear, it's a globe of Mars, with one section that has a drawing of Elvis on the surface, and several other Elvis-ized named locations.
Help.
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(UK)On the 1st of October 1989, an English Tabloid Newspaper proclaimed that a Russian space probe called 'Phobus' had detected a statue of Elvis Presley in a formation of Martian rocks. .... Award winning globemakers Greaves & Thomas, while preparing the art work for our Mars Globe, realised that they could publish one extra gore (map section) which could alter in order to celebrate both Elvis as well as the Sunday Sport's unique perspective on journalism......"
In case that isn't clear, it's a globe of Mars, with one section that has a drawing of Elvis on the surface, and several other Elvis-ized named locations.
Help.
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