I ran across the following ad on Astromart. I don't need the ep but loved the ad :-)
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Hi.
Name's Widefield.
Russel Widefield.
You know, of the Konig family.
Let me tell you a little about myself: I have a bright outlook on the Universe, and I'm quite sharp, if I do say so myself. I'm black, and not a little thick-about two inches-around the middle. My "length" is 24mm. Just right when tucked into the right focuser-If you know what I mean!
Not to brag, but I'm easy on the eyes too-18mm good enough for ya?
My own vision isn't too shabby either-55 degrees worth.
And I'm easy to get along with,too. I'm in great shape, look sporty in my cap-hey, I even take my original accomodations with me.
So whaddya say?
Make me an offer I can't refuse! Best one gets the privilege of taking me home.
And you WON'T be sorry you did!
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Hi.
Name's Widefield.
Russel Widefield.
You know, of the Konig family.
Let me tell you a little about myself: I have a bright outlook on the Universe, and I'm quite sharp, if I do say so myself. I'm black, and not a little thick-about two inches-around the middle. My "length" is 24mm. Just right when tucked into the right focuser-If you know what I mean!
Not to brag, but I'm easy on the eyes too-18mm good enough for ya?
My own vision isn't too shabby either-55 degrees worth.
And I'm easy to get along with,too. I'm in great shape, look sporty in my cap-hey, I even take my original accomodations with me.
So whaddya say?
Make me an offer I can't refuse! Best one gets the privilege of taking me home.
And you WON'T be sorry you did!
