The economy is so bad that...
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America …
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the 'Suicide Hotline'.
I got a Call Center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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