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Superbowl Halftime Quiz. is it Kid Rock or Bad Bunny?

Started by jimmoscheck, 02/07/2026 09:20PM
Posted 02/07/2026 09:20PM | Edited 02/07/2026 09:21PM Opening Post
Since the christian MAGA neocons are cancelling the Big Bunny Super bowl halftime show in favor of their alternative of Kid Rock let's all play guess the song lyrics. (Stolen from Tim Miller from Bulwark). 

Kid Rock or Bad Bunny?

"She opened up wide and put my balls in her mouth. Next the cutie started rubbing my back. She put her finger right between my booty crack. So I grabbed her wrist quick and said hold up slut. Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt."

Kid Rock or Bad Bunny?

"Young Ladies, young ladies / I like them underage you see / Some call it statutory / I say it's mandatory."

Kid Rock or Bad Bunny?

"I pull them young, start bleeping with their virgin minds. I don't give a bleep and I'll bleep you blind bitch. "

Kid Rock or Bad Bunny?

"If you want to have fun with charm and delight you just have to live a summer in New York, New York."
Posted 02/08/2026 02:04AM #1
Originally Posted by Jim Moscheck
Since the christian MAGA neocons are cancelling the Big Bunny Super bowl halftime show in favor of their alternative of Kid Rock let's all play guess the song lyrics. (Stolen from Tim Miller from Bulwark). 

Kid Rock or Bad Bunny?

"She opened up wide and put my balls in her mouth. Next the cutie started rubbing my back. She put her finger right between my booty crack. So I grabbed her wrist quick and said hold up slut. Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt."

Kid Rock or Bad Bunny?

"Young Ladies, young ladies / I like them underage you see / Some call it statutory / I say it's mandatory."

Kid Rock or Bad Bunny?

"I pull them young, start bleeping with their virgin minds. I don't give a bleep and I'll bleep you blind bitch. "

Kid Rock or Bad Bunny?

"If you want to have fun with charm and delight you just have to live a summer in New York, New York."
Watch the super bowl when there's Olympics to watch?  Not a chance.

To be honest, I've never seen a SB (or any NFL game in its entirety for that matter) in my whole life.  Too boring!

I'll take a wild guess and say Kid Rock (who is neither kid nor rock) wrote those lyrics.
Posted 02/08/2026 05:49PM #2
I have my orchestra rehearsal tonight.  I'll be 'rocking' Berlioz' Hungarian March, Bizet's L'Alesienne Suites #1 and #2 and Chabrier's Suite Pastorale on my Tympani....

Besides the Grey Cup was in November -  no need for further football shenanigans..

Dave
Posted 02/08/2026 07:34PM | Edited 02/08/2026 07:36PM #3
Boy, this forum is dead. Since only one player responded the first three quotes are from Kid Rock "songs". The last one is a Bad Bunny lyric translated from spanish.

The MAGA's have found a voice in Kid Rock and I hope they enjoy their alternative halftime show. Cancel culture is alive and well with these asshats. I'm not too familiar with Bad Bunny, but do know he's a US citizen from Puerto Rico. Kid Rock has been a well known local asshole here since the 90's that I hate to say is from Detroit. I'm glad he moved to Nashville.
Posted 02/08/2026 08:04PM #4
Originally Posted by Jim Moscheck
Boy, this forum is dead. Since only one player responded the first three quotes are from Kid Rock "songs". The last one is a Bad Bunny lyric translated from spanish.

The MAGA's have found a voice in Kid Rock and I hope they enjoy their alternative halftime show. Cancel culture is alive and well with these asshats. I'm not too familiar with Bad Bunny, but do know he's a US citizen from Puerto Rico. Kid Rock has been a well known local asshole here since the 90's that I hate to say is from Detroit. I'm glad he moved to Nashville.
They seem not to be pursuing Ted Nugent the kiddie-diddler poster boy.  Unfortunately, he's from Redford.....

Dave
Posted 02/08/2026 11:54PM #5
Originally Posted by David Cotterell

They seem not to be pursuing Ted Nugent the kiddie-diddler poster boy.  Unfortunately, he's from Redford.....

Dave
I'm glad he moved to Texas.
Posted 02/09/2026 01:30PM #6
Originally Posted by Jim Moscheck
Boy, this forum is dead. Since only one player responded the first three quotes are from Kid Rock "songs". The last one is a Bad Bunny lyric translated from spanish.

Been busy observing comet Weirzchos. Quite bright,not quite naked eye but good in 20x80 binoculars. 3+ degree tail in photos. Comet MAPS could be interesting next month also.

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Posted 02/09/2026 01:32PM #7
And just for fun after finishing the comet, I took a few of NGC 3372.

Sorry to interrupt with astronomy, you can now return to your regular programming. smile

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Posted 02/09/2026 07:39PM #8