Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

At the UN conference in Cancun, hundreds of attendees have signed a petition to ban the use of that dangerous Dihydrogen Monoxide. The petition stated that it is one of the greatest causes of the green house effect and global warming, it is eroding mountains and is dangerous if inhaled. Dihydrogen Monoxide is in our lakes, rivers and in vegetation, animals and even humans. It damages even many metals and its use needs to be band!! These people must be totally stupid, this joke is as old as could be. I remember it was around when I was a kid in high school. None of the signers questioned it. UN in Nuc Nac...unbelievable.

Regards Tom

8O Yeah, it causes serious damage to the body when coupled with some cement overshoes. Although in it's more purer states, it can cause bloating and loss of bladder control if over ingested. Especially when filtered through ground coffee beans, or used in fermentation of hops and grains...
... also known as Beer!

Tom Baty said:

At the UN conference in Cancun, hundreds of attendees have signed a petition to ban the use of that dangerous Dihydrogen Monoxide. The petition stated that it is one of the greatest causes of the green house effect and global warming, it is eroding mountains and is dangerous if inhaled. Dihydrogen Monoxide is in our lakes, rivers and in vegetation, animals and even humans. It damages even many metals and its use needs to be band!! These people must be totally stupid, this joke is as old as could be. I remember it was around when I was a kid in high school. None of the signers questioned it. UN in Nuc Nac...unbelievable.

Regards Tom