Ok, my take on this announcement...
1- Meade will announce that they will actually have a Customer Service Center, not a customer disservice Center! This means that 90% of their staff will actually know what the heck they are talking about (not the < 5% it now has).
1a- Quality Control will now be done.
1b- Quality Control will now be done by humans, not Chimps...
2- The Customer Service Dept. and the Hardware Returns Dept. will actually talk to one another.
3- Meade will announce that they are buying out Celestron (egads!)
4- Meade will announce that they will produce a 20" SCT on LX200 Super Mount- to counter the rumoured Celestron offering.
5- Meade will announce that they have found the lost city of Atlantis...what? It could happen!!!!

Thanks for reading my silliness.
Jean D.
Ottawa, ON
Canada